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Title Is Too LongPink flower petals picked by Hanzel und Gretyl are so brutal und metal, like a tea kettle.Title Is Too Long
This is a random brutal song about random brutal shit with a random brutal title!
Red light emanates from the mouth of a tree frog. I want to fly a kite with your dog in the fog. Alas, i sit here, watching Sonic the Hedgehog in your Myspace blog.
This is a random brutal song about random brutal shit with a random brutal title!
The Dooshbear's on my bed, with penguins 'neath his head who want him dead, but i need him to give me head, the word i just
by ~Squizzo-Fannybandit
I Nutted in Your CoffeeI nutted in your coffee,I Nutted in Your Coffee
'cause you refused to share your toffee,
of which there was loads!
Everyday, you mooch off me.
Do you want me to wipe your ass, too, dick nose?
Oh, i nutted in your coffee! [x4]
by ~Squizzo-Fannybandit
The Puppet's WaltzI have, for many years, hung from this ceiling. Though i've a soul, i lack a heart for feeling,The Puppet's Waltz
which is why i intend to make yours mine...
Everyday, you would play with me. I would dance for you, manipulated by strings. Though i'm but a doll, i grow weary of endless waltz; so, while you play your childish games, against you, i plot. You're completely unaware; you suspect nothing of what comes next...
Climbing strings, i make my way to the beam's top. I tear at my transparent shackles, and, there, i drop. A slight thud against wood as i land on a waiting shelf, i
by ~Squizzo-Fannybandit
Shoplifting Is a Good HobbyWalk into the store. Check for surveillance cameras and alarms for the door. Pass through the aisles, there are so many pretty products! Too bad you don't have enough pockets. Oh well, snatch what you can, but don't get caught! You wouldn't wanna be thrown in a cell to rot, would you? Oh shit, someone's looking! Put it back, put it back! Now, walk away, then return after they're gone and stuff it near your sack. Walk outta the store, empty-handed, with shit under your armpits and stuffed in your socks. Shoplifting's a good hobby; it fuckin' rocks!Shoplifting Is a Good Hobby
by ~Squizzo-Fannybandit
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Devious Info
- Current Residence: San Jose, CA
- Interests: Muppy, music, craft beer, food
- Favourite movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- Favourite band or musician: Too many to choose from.
- Favourite genre of music: metal, ambient, classical, punk
- Favourite poet or writer: Muppy!
- Favourite style of art: anime/manga
- Skin of choice: The skin i tore from your face! >=D
- Favourite game: Assassin's Creed, Mega Man Legends Series, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Mirror's Edge
- Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360, Nintendo 64, Playstation 2
- Favourite cartoon character: Kagura from Gintama, Ramen Fighter Miki
- Personal Quote: I will rape you with my armpit tentacles!!!
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Let He/She whose face is not plastered in another's dna stuff the first Thanksgiving turkey. That means me!
thanks for another fav!
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A potato is better than eternal happiness.
A fallacy of composition?
or!
A dark truth?
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